What I'd Do If I Was God
(This doesn't really pertain to Ayn Rand being a rabbit, but I figured it was sorta in the spirit of this community)
1) Bring Ayn Rand back from the dead
2) Feed her lots and lots of strawberry ice cream
3) Make her fall in love with John Zerzan
4) Have 'em marry
5) Stick them both in a giant bucket of broccoli, in which they'd make love
6) Have Rand wake up next to this guy she doesn't know
7) Have the guy introduce himself as John Galt
--RAND: Who the hell are you?
--GALT: I am John Galt.
--RAND: Who is John Galt?!
8) Make Ayn Rand thirty feet tall
9) End oppression and such
10) ...among other things.
It'd be sorta like what I do when playing the Sims, only I'd have a lot more power.